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ALCOHOLIC

Ohh Alcoholic
Ohh real good liquor
Ohh make you throw up
Ohh make you clumsy
Well... My Pop had a party at the house one night
On the last day of school and the food was all right.
We had a speaker on the roof and a speaker on the hill
with four turntables and a real to real.
All the pretty women came, no ugly chicks
All the stars came from the Ritz.
The people eat the chicken and they drink up all the liquor
and they turn into a big Screwdiver

Well my uncle is a 'Holic and he down a pound of Whiskey of Whiskey !
With an Eight for a chaser,
spit it on the bouncer, bouncer kicked his ass and he lost a girlfriend with a big soul kitchen
Now he's layin' in the gutter like a skid row bum
Skid row bum style

Ohh Alcoholic
Ohh Scotch and 800
Ohh make you scratch the record
Ohh burn the spaghetti

Well... I came home from school on a monday.
I mssed the radio reggae show.
I felt like a rude boy,
I could have slammed me a poseur

"You know" Well... My uncle called me a punk rocker in the doorway
as he dribbled on the table when he started to say,
"You're not a rude boy, you're just a lazt boy,
you shouldmake like a tree and leave
Make like a library and book,
Make like a roach and bug off

Ohh Alcoholic
you can't drive
Before you crash and go to jail.